Author Topic: This Week's Development Update! (July 29th)  (Read 10994 times)

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Re: This Week's Development Update! (July 29th)
« Reply #45 on: November 23, 2015, 05:40:10 am »
*Burst trough the door*

Move aside! Dev CPR master here!

I revived Aaron twice before, I can do it once more!

*Starts repeatedly jumping on Aaron's chest performing CPR*
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Re: This Week's Development Update! (July 29th)
« Reply #46 on: November 23, 2015, 05:34:12 pm »
I'll have Aaron post a progress update soon. Suffice to say for now, BR is not dead. ;)
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Re: This Week's Development Update! (July 29th)
« Reply #47 on: November 24, 2015, 12:38:27 pm »
*Burst trough the door*

Move aside! Dev CPR master here!

I revived Aaron twice before, I can do it once more!

*Starts repeatedly jumping on Aaron's chest performing CPR*

*nods in approval*
 Well done MRC!  BR LIVES!
Gabe has a wraith? That explains so much.

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Re: This Week's Development Update! (July 29th)
« Reply #48 on: November 25, 2015, 02:18:56 am »
Aww maaaan, I really wanted to jam this giant adrenaline needle into someone's heart. Oh well. Good job on the CPR I guess.

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Re: This Week's Development Update! (July 29th)
« Reply #49 on: November 25, 2015, 05:41:05 am »
What's stopping you?
"If you're in an equal fight, your tactics suck."

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Re: This Week's Development Update! (July 29th)
« Reply #50 on: November 25, 2015, 12:13:38 pm »
Aww maaaan, I really wanted to jam this giant adrenaline needle into someone's heart. Oh well. Good job on the CPR I guess.

What's stopping you?

I volunteer for science!
Gabe has a wraith? That explains so much.

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Re: This Week's Development Update! (July 29th)
« Reply #51 on: November 26, 2015, 10:13:57 pm »
What's stopping you?

Society, I guess? I don't want to just go around stabbing people in the heart with a hypodermic needle, I'll look like a lunatic. But if I wait until someone is in need of any sort medical attention, then oh boy! Look at me, I'm a renegade medical hero! Like Rambo, if he was a field medic in 'Nam.

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Re: This Week's Development Update! (July 29th)
« Reply #52 on: November 27, 2015, 11:13:20 pm »
I'll have Aaron post a progress update soon. Suffice to say for now, BR is not dead. ;)

*Glances at Calendar*

Hm...
Aww maaaan, I really wanted to jam this giant adrenaline needle into someone's heart. Oh well. Good job on the CPR I guess.
Bladecatcher, I think it's time.
Gabe has a wraith? That explains so much.

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Re: This Week's Development Update! (July 29th)
« Reply #53 on: November 29, 2015, 07:24:33 pm »
*smashes trough the window covered in blood makeup*

Just realized I revived the wrong dev. Sorry Gabriel, I didn't mean to.

*Runs up to the nearby wardrobe, opens it and step aside as a corpse unconscious Aaron falls out*

You wake up now, we would like the news please-thanks.

*Elbow drops CPRs Aaron in the face*
With love.  ~MRC

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Re: This Week's Development Update! (July 29th)
« Reply #54 on: November 30, 2015, 09:22:50 am »
*Elbow drops CPRs Aaron in the face*

Commander Jackson gave MRC a nod of approval as she continued to administer enthusiastic CPR to the face of Aaron.  The raw dedication and enthusiasm of the CPR should do the trick.  It would only be a matter of time before the enthusiastic dev CPR worked now.
« Last Edit: November 30, 2015, 05:20:39 pm by Commander Jackson »
Gabe has a wraith? That explains so much.

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Re: This Week's Development Update! (July 29th)
« Reply #55 on: December 05, 2015, 11:19:57 pm »

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Re: This Week's Development Update! (July 29th)
« Reply #56 on: December 06, 2015, 12:27:31 pm »


Damn it Jim!  I'm a doctor, not a necromancer!
Gabe has a wraith? That explains so much.

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Re: This Week's Development Update! (July 29th)
« Reply #57 on: December 06, 2015, 02:48:30 pm »
He had a CPR overdose, I'm sorry there's nothing I could have done.

Welp, time for some necromancy then.

*Attaches rope perform necromancy to Aaron's arms and leg, creating a full scale puppet successfully reviving Aaron*

-PuppetAaron- Hello, I am Aaron dev person, we have successfully integrated the pixel atlas ramjet to BR's net fluctuator engine significantly improving the script rendering thrust. This will significantly increase coding speed and BR will be released for Christmas.
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Re: This Week's Development Update! (July 29th)
« Reply #58 on: December 07, 2015, 12:52:56 am »
He had a CPR overdose, I'm sorry there's nothing I could have done.

Welp, time for some necromancy then.

*Attaches rope perform necromancy to Aaron's arms and leg, creating a full scale puppet successfully reviving Aaron*

-PuppetAaron- Hello, I am Aaron dev person, we have successfully integrated the pixel atlas ramjet to BR's net fluctuator engine significantly improving the script rendering thrust. This will significantly increase coding speed and BR will be released for Christmas.
-snip-

Well that worked.
Gabe has a wraith? That explains so much.